apparently teenagers need 10 hours of sleep a night to function properly maybe thats why i suck at everything
Stephen Fry: Can we settle an important question?
JK Rowling: Yes.
Stephen Fry: How do you pronounce your last name?
JK Rowling: It is Row-ling. As in rolling pin.
Stephen Fry: So if any of you hear someone pronounce her name “Rohw-ling”, you have my permission to hit them over the head with — not with Order of the Phoenix, that would be cruel. Something smaller, like a fridge.
BEAUTIFUL POST IS BEAUTIFUL
The boobs and, presumably, the vagina as well. I miss the funny jaw and the stubble. Not to mention the flat chest and penis.
….Rude. Very rude. I actually don’t know. Jerk face.
Subtle isn’t in your nature, babe.
I didn’t mean to be rude. *wide-eyed* Sorry! Just… no tact. W-Why are you laughing?
Hi guy’s this is Eternal-Violet-Void’s girlfriend, We decided to post this here since she has many more followers than I do. PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST THIS. This girl has been messaging us both non-stop and saying the most hateful things. I don’t know what to say to make her stop so I was hoping to in-list some help from all of you. Thank you guys!
SIGNAL BOOST THIS
Time to expose! Reblog !!!
Urge to punch rising…
me talking about supernatural
my brain has too many tabs open
Most accurate thing ever
I can’t find the one that is playing that fucking song
This explains so much
I keep finding tabs I had forgotten about and then I get completely engrossed in the content
2. Cage Dancer
5. Lounge Singer
6. Champion Debater
7. Celebrity Stylist
8. Bathtub Model
10. Weight Watchers Counselor
11. Language Tutor
12. Music Teacher
13. Gymnastics Coach
14. Motivational Speaker
15. Really anything he wants. Who wouldn’t hire him?
okay but the gif of him doing a cartwheel is turning me on in a really intense way that it probably shouldn’t be